Showing posts with label fun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fun. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

You Are Valuable!

Yet another great e-mail funnie:

The Senior T-Shirt!

Senior T-Shirt

We are Valuable!!

We are more valuable than any of the younger generations:

We have silver in our hair,

We have gold in our teeth.

We have stones in our kidneys.

We have lead in our feet.

And

We are loaded with natural gas!!!

I want ice water.

The Larger Picture

Ever get the feeling …

Your Move

… that you’re not the one calling the shots?

I want ice water.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Assembly Line Medicine

Here’s a new forwarded e-mail funnie:

Doesn’t it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line?

Here’s what happened to Bubba:

Bubba walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had.

Bubba said, ‘Shingles.’

So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number, and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse’s aide came out and asked Bubba what he had.

Bubba said, ‘Shingles.’

So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history, and told him to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had.

Bubba said, ‘Shingles.’

So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told him to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in the nude and asked Bubba what he had.

Bubba said, ‘Shingles.’

The doctor asked, ‘Where?’

Bubba said, ‘Outside on the truck. Where you want me to put ‘em??

I want ice water.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

The Woman of My Dreams?

So Hot… So Talented…

So Patriotic?

I want ice water.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Watch That Doggy Door!

Another great e-mail funnie:

Way too cute not to post.

This hit the 6 o’clock news big time in Maryland recently. The owner came home to find a visitor had made himself right at home…

Deer and Dog 1

Deer and Dog 2

Can you imagine coming home from work to find this tiny creature napping on the couch with your dog? It followed this beagle home, right through the doggy door.

I want ice water.